So I was sitting on the couch and said "Pick up your dishes." Repsonse, "Yes they really need a good soak."
Me, "Well maybe we can settle this and make out instead."
Response,"Time will pass regardless of whether we do that or not. Let's not."
Me, "Oh common sugar face, I'm board and there's nothing but dishes. Plus I need to break-in my new and very old dress."
Response, "Maybe just a glass of milk, then?"
Me, "I don't want to compromise on that... Rum and coke, hold the coke."
Re, " Hmm. tempting but toss in something less pathetic. And work on the new routine?"
Me, "Don't push it sticky bun."
Re, "That sounds good but it needs more health appeal."
Me, "Fine. Rum, with coke and I'll have a stick of celery afterwards."
Re, "Do you need a cigarette?"
Me, "Yes mam! Go fetch me some."
Me, "Common get off your bottom."
Me, "Oh right sorry..."
Response, "Quit talkin' to yerself."